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Have you ever seen geese fight? They're vicious.
That's the technique I have successfully used on no less than 4 different occasions. Yes, they bat at me with their wings, but if you are fast enough to neutralize the head, the bird only weighs 20-25 pounds. At that point inertia takes over, and you can practice your Olympic "hammer throw" technique
Fair. I've never personally fought a goose, but I've seen them fight each other. It's brutal.
I have wrangled several chickens, but they're among the dumbest animals on the planet.
https://youtu.be/srC9irH4aLA
You pretty much just grab it and do whatever you want from there