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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I mean, Americans have huge obesity rates, but apparently, nearly 20% of us think we can take a chimp. I'm sure a rat couldn't kill me, but I have no idea how I would catch one with my bare hands, so that feels like a draw to me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Most people would consider their opponent running away to be a victory.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I kinda assumed this was a cage-match, fight-to-the-death kind of thing. I think most animals would rather run away than fight you, unless you're encroaching on their territory or look like an easy meal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Might be easier to catch if its literally gnawing at you and attacking you.