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Have you ever been attacked by one of those demon spawns? They will not stop attacking you, you can boot it and it will just get up and continue, I'd rather fight a kangaroo, at least when you punch one of them in the face they back off, goose just gets angrier.
I had a goose come at me once. I held my jacket open like it was a giant set of wings and he ran like hell. I was not impressed.
Huh, a jacket you say. Well looks like it's round fucking 15 time goose!
Jacket? Have you tried a hammer?
Yeah, goose stole it and started hitting me with it.
"Oh shit!" -goose
Yes but you can kill a goose easily. The only reason they are a nuisance is because most people don't want the heat of killing them.
kangeroos are pretty jacked though.
Yeah, but you crack one right in the face and they second guess you, they're lower body fighters.
Like, I'm not talking about fighting a big red kangaroo that's built like Brock Lesnar, just your normal grey kangaroo.
But even then those Brock Lesnaroos don't like getting punched in the face.
Only punch one if they start it tho, which they probably will, but don't be a dick.