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I wish we shed our skins like snakes instead of small flakes all the time (sopuli.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Granted. Because you said like snakes, and not e g. "in the manner snakes shed skin," our skin literally turns into live snakes as it sheds.