this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28737484

POV: Your tournament opponent is chess itself.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Chess is his kink and he's just waiting for the right king/queen/rook to traverse all-over him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Yeah watching pawn doesn't cut it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those eyes are looking for a mating sequence.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

No one is En passant-ing on getting in on this action.