this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Gonna have to refute the fake and gay claims.

Anon says he got a GF

Anon then says first date is coming up

Anon doesn’t know the difference between a date and a GF

Anon will 100% say/do something cringe and end up without a GF

Confirmed for true

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's like the opposite of my first girlfriend.

She told me we were dating. I hadn't realised because I was 15 and it turns out girls are not as interested in Pokémon cards as I thought.