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What happened in stage 4
Nobody talks about stage 4.
Time itself stopped in stage 4. All existence was unmade and remade. The cat who entered the yawn is not the same cat who emerged. This was done for the protection of reality from stage 3. Ask no further questions about stage 4 just be grateful.
The Big Bang
T̷̩̓ĥ̵̠̟̇ē̴̢ ̷̥̰͆̕ç̸͇̏ȁ̴͙ẗ̷͉͎́͝ ̸̦̬̐̾g̴̳̗̍́ǫ̷̪̀e̷̦̩̒ś̶̹ ̸̛̦̾b̸̡͎̌́e̷̳̋̒y̸̲̖̎ŏ̶̞̱̈́n̵̲͖̈́d̷͖͉̆ ̶̪͖̇c̴̦̓ỏ̷̪̭s̶̡͊ͅm̶̪̄̀i̶͖̣̒͗c̵̨̔́ ̸̱̀ḩ̴̬́ó̴̼r̸̝̍́r̵̹̭̊o̸̮̚ȓ̷̥.̶̦̠͂ ̴̢̓͗H̴̨̲̽ė̶͚̟͠ ̵̠̈́p̴̗͒͝ủ̵̪̉r̶̪̅̾r̵͔̓ş̷͔͂!̸̼͓̓̔ Z̷̰̅̀̎ă̶̛̭͐̉̌̉̽̓̃̔͋͗͛l̸̼͆̒̓̂̀̈́ģ̵̧̢̢̧͕̬̦͔̪̤̼̦̪͓̳̦̽̏̐͒o̴͍̲̺͈̭̲͉̊̒́̎͗͋̈́͛̅̐̓͌̍̉̔̚͝ͅ ̷̢͔͓̮͚͍̘̼͚̻̝̰̦̈́̏͒͛͗̏̇͋͆̌̚̚͝ͅṕ̴̡̧̢̗̠͙̜͖͙̜͉̍̊̍́̌̽͛͝u̴̡̢̦̟̝̗̗̲̫͇͚̖͓͔̅̾̑̈ͅȓ̷͙͈̥̤̘̲̹̮̩͉̲̈́͆̄͛̓̃͆̏̚ͅȑ̷̡̭̼̬̥͖̳͖̻̟̉̽͌̄̀͛͠͠͝ṡ̸̛̲̖͓̘͈̒̓͑̓͒̊̚͘ͅ!̸̢̥̣͖̯̝̮̼͚̟̩͑̇̒͌̓̑̉̋͜
Stage 4 is a howling feed-me-now-puny-hooman howl that escapes the blade hatch. Right before the mlem.