Python

Hello! i have an inferiority complex. Would like to leave the impression to everyone that i'm a very important person.

For my packages, how to make imports install duration correlated to my deep inferiority complex? To give the impression of compiling a massive code base written in a low level language. Rather than this ducked typed language static type checked with pre py312 knowhow (which is the truth!).

American Python packages should run like American motorcycles, bleeding oil all over the road.

Lets Make America clunky af again

This may or may not be sarcasm

It's really really dangerous to expose a parody onto a package author whose written both a build backend and a requirements parser. If Trump found out about this, the build backend might incorporate tariff.

This is one plugin away from becoming a feature

Heil cobra!!