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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

If these guys are so starved for sex, I don't understand why they don't just fuck each other.

What's more manly than fucking another dude? You can even tag team, or flip a coin on who's going to be the top. Or just a simple brojob.

You're getting a nut, and you're helping your fellow bros. What's the problem?

Edit: inserted "don't" in the obvious place.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Judging by some of the vrchat threads I've seen Anon is way ahead of you on this

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What you said reminded ne of this bloke, who I found hilarious

https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Lol, I remember that bit. Hilarious. Thanks for reminding me!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Isn’t that what furry conversions are for?