this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i'm sure you've slayed so much puss with your massive meat rod please tell anonymous internet people more about your triumphs slamming clam.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I'm in the middle of a party with so many females. having good time and no time to talk to internet losers lol. Now ordering pizza for Claire, one of my female friends, who I've hit before you know, haha sexually that is.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

She does cheap ear piercings on the side.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Damn this white boy quirked up!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Read this in JFK's voice from clone high 😂