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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay
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this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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Hey! After I got scanned, I started sucking dick in the airport bathroom too.
"It was those gaymma rays!"
... If you get hit with fast neutrons, does that make you gender neutral or ambigender rofl?
Alpha radiation turns you into a chad?
Beta radiation makes you a soyboy?
fucking goddammit lol.
EDIT: i mean shit, if radiation causes gender/sexual orientation modification, then I guess you could actually construct a 'gaydar'... oh god my brain hurts.
All I know is I'm goonin' on the dudes now in my porn stash...
The Gay Gamma Goongasm, according to ... Christian Nationalist Physics?
Stop.
My glowing weiner can only get so hard.