The Monkey's Paw

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Humans are members of the great ape family, and apes are a specific type of monkey, making our hands literal monkey paws.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Granted

Other countries hear about it, and willing to start WWIII to catch you alive and enslave you for the countries benefit.