The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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I wish my own hands could grant wishes (lemmy.radio)

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Humans are members of the great ape family, and apes are a specific type of monkey, making our hands literal monkey paws.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You just spin them around in front of you like you're polishing a bowling ball, until they start glowing, and say... damn... what is it? Klaatu... Verata umm... Nitco .... Nukto... shit