The Monkey's Paw

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Humans are members of the great ape family, and apes are a specific type of monkey, making our hands literal monkey paws.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Granted!

But they only work after they've been cut off of your dead body.

Hey, how else do you expect the monkey's paw to work?

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