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I have to keep doing this for HOW long‽‽‽ (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Eggs are $5 a dozen here in New York state. Okay, that's a bit much, but I still consider it affordable given that's a main course/protein source for me for 6 meals. Like, what other protein is less than $1 a serving? Tofu I guess, I do buy that as well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

what other protein is less than $1 a serving.

Chickpeas, beans, lentils

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Roadkill

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Seafood, if you catch it yourself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just need a boat and some diesel fuel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or just catch it from the shore. If you really want to go out a bit you can fish from a kayak too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Here in Minnesota we just wait until winter, walk out onto the lake and drill a hole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Big fan of beans, yeah!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I can buy a KG of pork for less than that. £3.79/KG at Aldi.