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Anon critiques humanity (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 4 weeks ago (19 children)

Because these are good questions, I'll answer some;

Physically weak

Humans are incredible long distance runners. We did a lot of hunting by "Chase it until it collapses"

9 months/15 years

Our brains take a loooooong time to mature, but it's worth it. We can plan ahead without relying on survival instincts, and we keep making amazing discoveries like fire and clothes

[–] [email protected] 99 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

We're basically horror movie tropes

[–] white_nrdy 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I miss r/HFY

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