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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Meanwhile, here I am with a €5 a month,100GB plan, of which I manage to use hardly less than 10% every month.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

unlimited for $25 here and it's pretty nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I can get unlimited for €15, I think. But I really don't need it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where I live, you can spend triple that amount for just SMS and Calling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What app are you using?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seed some torrents for the rest of us

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I intend to, the moment I get my new system uo and running.