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Signal Updates Terms of Service to Forbid Users From Using Platform to Plan Deadly Airstrikes Using the World’s Biggest Military (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Sounds good to me. Just like Sun Java and their "not to be used to operate a nuclear facility" clause.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What? If that's true then why do they have AtomicBoolean?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That is such a bad take. You will want an AtomicLong to at least be able to measure the damage. This is not a black and white (true or false) situation!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

3.6 Roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Wasn't there something about json not being included in some form of foss library because it's tos forbade using it for "evil"?