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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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Liking any of these indicates a belief system I don't agree with (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/24303260

URL: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/michelesollecito_in-my-own-company-i-wouldnt-hire-anyone-activity-7309491565603835904-uBhX

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Lol. Let’s ban accountability, refactoring, and debugging, never work alone, never coordinate, avoid productivity, and refuse ownership—then scream when things break, don’t integrate, and fall behind schedule.

"This is all your fault!" built-in. Why didn't you intuitively know what myX is supposed to do and how it's used?

Provocation just for "engagement" really. 102 comments so, to some degree, it works.

E: Guys, it's satire. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don’t see any ban of accountability, refactoring or debugging, coordination, or endorsement of screaming.

I recognize most of these as specific antipatterns that get adopted because some manager read a blog or no one actually had a clue was “agile” meant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Let’s ban

overshot your mark. maybe you misunderstood what you read and that's why you're so needlessly het up.