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[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you're telling me that it had nothing to do with swallows being either European or African?!

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It could grip it by the husk.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s not a matter of where it grips it! It’s a matter of weight ratios!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m so glad that this 50-year-old joke is still funny.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good jokes never die, nor do Black Knights.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It's far too perilous!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!

[–] towerful 10 points 1 week ago

What's not funny is how old I feel now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Depends. Does the coconut weigh more than a duck?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

No one ever does