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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Usually I don't answer. If it's actually someone I know but they got a new number not in my contacts, they should know to text me first.

In some cases though, if the spam calls start to get relentless, I'll answer as though I'm a business...

"Thank you for calling Ding Dong Double Dildos & Dirty Devices, how would you like to fuck yourself today?"

They usually can't think of anything to say and just hang up, and more often than not they'll remove the number from the calling list. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

β€œThank you for calling Ding Dong Double Dildos & Dirty Devices, how would you like to fuck yourself today?”

Nice one πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Haha, you might want to practice that one for a short while first, it's a bit of a tongue twister.