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[–] [email protected] 149 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.

"Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago

Occam's buttplug