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Yeah, that sounds about right. I guess you also think the Chinese would do a better job of running NZ? Or that we should fight alone if they try and invade?
Also, of course this was Christchurch.
I have an idea.
Why don't we give Trump Waiheke island so he can set up a military base there and protect us when the chinese invade. This way it won't cost us anything except for time to process the police reports when the drunken sailors go to the north shore to get drunk and molest women.