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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"We're second worst, you have no choice but to vote for us, and we will only move right" might have resonated with you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They should have to give back their campaign money when they lose.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

And not hoard it for themselves to buy private guards? Never. That would actually help America, and the rich don't like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They love Republican policy they just hate wearing red as commies have used it before. Blue is a much better fitting color.