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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him (chaser.com.au)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think it's likely he does genetic screening or even gene editing for his offspring. This would align with his other futuristic and transhumanist ideas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

If he's editing their genes why do they all still have his ugly mug?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also women don't want to have sex with him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'm sure he could find some if he paid them enough.