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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him (chaser.com.au)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like he's in for a lot of fucking

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

That's why he's fucking every man, woman, and child in the US all at once. It's efficient.