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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"Can I get it out of the trash for free?"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

No customers behind the counter.

We take the trash out at 4pm though if you want to wait.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's when you spit on the trash sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What's he going to do, pass up a free sandwich? In this economy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Only if you fish it out with your mouth, and I’ll give you another one free of charge if you do”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Deal!"

goes bobbing for bacteria