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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They don't.

They are under so much pressure to have scrum meetings that they have to sacrifice development time in order for the scrum master to keep his meeting KPI on target.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

meeting KPI

Middle manager #4 needs to justify their existence to middle manager #5

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What even is this? There's no such thing as meeting KPIs in any agile framework.

And Scrum does allow for long meeting in case of extreme situations but any self respecting team will not take more than 10% of their total time out of a sprint for this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What even is this?

Sarcasm. But I have seen some stupid shit similar to this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My mistake then. It flew completely over my head.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

All good mate.