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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why does his face do that? He's trying to look serious but whatever he did to his cheeks doesn't let him.