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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon achieves optimal testosterone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

THAT'S WHY I DRINK A SUGAR-FREE REDBULL WITH EXTRA CREATINE, PROTEIN POWDER, AND PROBIOTICS MIXED IN WHILE CHEWING SEVEN ZYNS BEFORE EVERY 15 MINUTE SET. I NO LONGER SLEEP AND MY HEARTBEATS CANNOT BE DISTINGUISHED. MY LUNGS ARE PERFECT AND MY BODY IS PRISTINE!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Your heartbeat is measured in Hz

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

Come to think of it, a normal heart rate would be like 1-3hz depending on activity