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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IN CASE OF FIRE:

1. git commit
2. git push
3. exit building

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

THE CAUSE OF FIRE:  

1. git pull
2. merge conflict
3. starting fire