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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How dare you! First of all, it's a beautiful distributed graph theory tree model...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have been that friend from the alt text at every place I have worked. I shudder to think how they're going about their projects without me, now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm kinda planning on teaching my team how to use interactive rebases to clean the history before a merge request.

The first thing they'll learn is to make a temporary second branch so they can just toss their borked one if they screw up. I'm not going to deal with their git issues for them.