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I am not a moth (midwest.social)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"I would love you more"

Kiss her on the forehead.

Leave the room before she processes what just happened.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

„Wait, does that mean you’d love me more, if you could turn me on whenever you like? Can’t you turn me on now? Is it that complicated that you’d rather exchange me for a lamp?!“