this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Anon needs to do some serious fucking work to unfuck his life.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well turning to 4chan for advice is a good first step. I have high hopes for 'em!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

anon needs to start watching anime. If he watched 8 hours of anime per day he can learn social skills from the anime. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anon needs to become a Mukbang Youtuber.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

He'll turn into another nikocado if that ever happens.