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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

4yo
peak autism stage.

Hahahahahahahahaha huzzhuzz, sweet summer child. At this stage actual autism is practically dorment between general kids stupidity… or maybe thats what they meant, cant tell. Actually autistic here.

dies in bath

This is an incredible common situation, specifically slipping and getting knocked out and drowning Baths are dangerous. Always stay within immediate intervention and hearing distance when there is a young kid in the bath.

Its a very serious risk for children but also elders.

https://fastswimacademy.com/bath-safety-month#rec534769361

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0022437518304316

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Yeah, ill always stay only one room away from my 3y old taking a bath. Theyre kids, doing kids stuff. And thats often stupid and probably fatal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

And also drunk people. Don't drink and bathe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

If you get knocked out and end up underwater, does the reflex to hold your breath kick in or does it require consciousness?

Like is survival (if you're alone) dependent on just coming to (and understanding what's going on enough to sit up) before you run out of oxygen and CO2 buildup overrides the hold breath underwater reflex, or will you possibly come to with lungs full of water (if you come to at all)?

[–] gens 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a joke. With green text. Have a cup of tea and CALM DOWN.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Euhm, considering you’re the one yelling with capslock i dont think i am the one that needs a cup of tea.

We’re just reacting to memes here.