this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Double it. Then the other guy will double it, and so on. Infinite loop = no deaths.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can't kill 8 billion, when half of them are tied to the "no kill" tracks.

Instead of killing one, you're saving half of humanity! Double it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And then there's some psycho on round 34 who kills all 8 billion people alive on earth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This will create an incentive for people who have 2, 4, 8, maybe even more more people om the tracks to not double, making the idea even worse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's on them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eventually everyone is tied to the tracks and there’s no one left to change the trolley’s course.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Who said there was a limit?