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Obligatory "this isn't even satire" observation
That aside, of course Republicans were offended by an actual Christian. They hate the bible. Donald Trump Jr. literally said out loud with his mouth that following its teachings has "gotten us nothing."
But hey, he was only talking about that one woke verse, and obviously God doesn't want us taking everything Jesus said seriously!