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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

if banks fail you might as well eat a bullet you aint sustaining shit

if you’re trying to prepare for nazi america, then invest in beans rice smokes and bullets, then you’ll at least have that bullet