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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Zink 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I keep wondering if the incoming tech oligarchy administration will boost stock prices (because that's how they compound the billions) and that will be enough to keep us in this rut longer than we would be otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The US stock market always performs well during Democratic presidents terms and does not do well during republicans