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[–] [email protected] -4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's cute but guaranteed if you're under 30. If you're under 40, you're going to lose any and everything you save.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

I'm excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours