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We’d achieve the end result an interstellar fuckton faster, too. Besides, why are they being transported to a paradise planet? So they can fuck that one up as badly as they did ours? Fuck that.
It says "paradise planet" on the marketing material, yes - but it only needs to be as true as the least true thing they ever told us :)
I think there's been a translation error. Not paradise, pair of dice. There's 2d6 floating out there at some Lagrange point. The plan is to drop them off with pre-filled Yahtzee scorecards that all have the biggest number to prove they're the winners. They'll be the first humans in open space!
Dice. Gravity not included.