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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I'm sure the super rich I can acquire in a lifetime or two in 1 hour deliveries. Cargo ship from U.S. to Australia in an hour, got you. Rich people need organ transplants? Poof.

Military needs someone to take someone out? Poof. A few contracts and now your stacking bank accounts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Need more rules, does magic cover teleportation?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I don't see why not, but it would depend. Wizards can separate but need to know the location they are going too, so pick your own universe rules haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Immortal, invulnerable, teleport

Accidentally teleport into deep space. Fuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're invulnerable, just teleport again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

its just self teleportation so you'll have to do it by the arm load

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is no adjectives with teleport lol, could teleport objects without yourself as well using the given information.

Real world Santa Claus teleporting objects under everyone's Christmas tree if you got rich enough. Prop up entire economies off by building presents for holidays on man made islands of renewable trees etc

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

exactly santa brings the sack, he figured it out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Still pretty efficient if they also hit the gym and make their arms/back strong.

They carry a lot less than a vehicle, but the travel time is instant.