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Biden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israel (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Finally, the Gazpacho police have the means to heat up their horrid, cold soup.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

GAZPACHO IS DELICIOUS.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

V8 is gazpacho.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The water that accumulates in the bottoms of restaurant dumpsters is gazpacho.