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[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

True Chaotic Evil:

2 extra nuggets for one kid, 1 short for the other.

Let the games begin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

That’s easier to rectify. The parent will just take one and give it to the other so there’s an equal amount. But with an odd number you either have to go Solomon or pick a kid, or eat it yourself and draw both their ire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Hence the “go Solomon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's the kind of sacrifice I will take upon myself if it can teach my kids a lesson.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Better yet, give them the option on how to deal with it, and if they can't reach a deal in some time frame, eat it yourself. Throwing it in the trash makes them both feel like nobody wins, but me eating it means I win and they both lose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Fuck the milgram experiment i wanna watch this!