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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon likes stuffed animals (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This reminds me of that greentext that was something along the lines of'

Boys, get an autistic GF

2 weeks before every birthday or major holiday I just ask her if there's anything she's been wanting recently

I buy exactly the things she's talking about

Every time she's blown away at how good my gifts are

It's just that easy

[–] Isoprenoid 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's just a normal functional relationship.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sir, this is green text the GF isn't the autist.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Or doesn't even exist most likely for that matter.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They can both be autists. Or they could if this wasn't fake and gay