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[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"Professional Cuddling" is unironically a thing.

Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Uh sure, the neoliberals are to blame

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Neoliberals probably commidicized that person's personality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's kinda their thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Stupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry there's plenty of cuddle sluts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Their beards are so scratchy though!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn’t it mostly a front anyway?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don't have to deal with creeps who can't take a hint on the regular.