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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If a man has frequent anal fissures or hemorrhoids, it may very well be the Salads causing it.

For some reason, some men of European descent lose the ability to digest raw vegetables completely.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What, really?

Any source on that. I'm gonna go looking myself but you might know better so I'm leaving this comment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just what my butt doctor told me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Butt doctoooor?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

News to me.