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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

2007? Anon is a sweet summer child.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'll say. I was sailing the seas back in the late '90s. By 2007, I had amassed quite a hoard of treasure.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Motherfucker was unborn while the rest of us were downloading Darude - Sandstorm on Napster.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

The first rule of Usenet is….

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

OP forgot Napster, as well as the p2p networks of old like WinMX, Kazaa, etc, nevermind Usenet.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Add LimeWire and BearShare to the list for nostalgics.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Even before that, BBS, WaReZ sites, IRC. Dialup internet wasn't a problem when RAR files could be split up for a release.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

IRC was a wild level of automated for its time too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Shared drives on a LAN!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

There was even search terms for finding open servers on search engines such as: “parent-of” “open-directory” MP3 AVI etc