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Bidet is the way, for sure. Butt if you don't have access to that, and you are unfortunately enough to have a messy shit, I suggest spitting on the toilet paper (and give it an extra fold so that it doesn't tear).
Hawk tuah
A one night stand told me she does this after admiring my bidet. I found it very animalistic. Haven't tried this method, but now that you've reminded me I'll give it a go the next time I'm forced to use a public restroom.
Most bathrooms have sinks, you can just wet some toilet paper if there's no bidet.
Sure, I'll just wave hi to the folks at the urinals as I waddle over to the sink with my shit caked ass.