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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It Christmas Ayve, then Christmas Eve, then Christmas ive, ove, and uuve.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 1 points 6 hours ago

🎶I like to eve eve eve

Christmas and New Year's Day🎵